{"product_id":"seshgear-danger-noodle-glass-dab-rig-set-8-25-14mm-f","title":"SeshGear Danger Noodle Glass Dab Rig Set - 8.25\" \/ 14mm F","description":"\u003c!--\nSEO Title: SeshGear Danger Noodle Phallus Dab Rig Set | Autobongs.com\nMeta Description: Supercharge your dabs with SeshGear's 8.25\" Danger Noodle Phallus rig set. Custom slitted disc perc, matching vortex carb cap, \u0026 banger at Autobongs.com.\n--\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 980px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'Segoe UI', Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: #1d1d1f; line-height: 1.6; padding: 20px;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.02em; margin-bottom: 15px; color: #000000;\"\u003eSeshGear Danger Noodle Phallus Dab Rig Set — 8.25\" Novelty Borosilicate Concentrates Station\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003ePush the boundaries of your concentrates station with the bold and uninhibited SeshGear Danger Noodle Phallus Dab Rig Set. Standing at an optimal height of 8.25 inches tall, this high-performance novelty vapor rig is blown from premium, heavy-wall borosilicate glass. The centerpiece features an irreverent, hand-sculpted Danger Noodle phallus theme that spans across the primary body and internal components. Complete with an authentic SeshGear hang tag, this comprehensive setup arrives as a fully loaded extract kit, containing a matching vortex style glass carb cap, a dedicated glass dab tool, a 14mm male quartz banger, and two premium terp beads.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 15px;\"\u003eThis technical concentrate hardware piece functions as an elite vapor processing center, integrating adult novelty art with precise thermodynamic airflow controls. The main chamber is engineered with a built-in glass dab tool holder bridge extending from the side wall, keeping your sticky concentrate instruments suspended and protected from rolling off your station. Fabricated with thick, laboratory-grade walls and supported by a wide, heavy-rimmed base, this rig offers a remarkably low center of gravity to balance the physical weight of heavy premium quartz accessories during daily tabletop use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003cp style=\"margin-bottom: 25px;\"\u003eThe purification engine features a custom slitted disc percolator topped with an internal glass phallus sculpture. As hot vapor enters the base, the disc slits shear the stream into thousands of micro-bubbles, cooling down heavy concentrates instantly while preserving full terpene profiles. Once loaded, the included vortex carb cap directs automated spiral air currents into the premium 14mm quartz banger, sending the two terp beads spinning forcefully to completely agitate and vaporize oil pools at low, flavorful temperatures without waste.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n  \u003chr style=\"border: 0; border-top: 1px solid #e5e5e7; margin: 30px 0;\"\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.02em; margin-bottom: 15px; color: #000000;\"\u003eKey Features \u0026amp; Vapor Dynamics Architecture\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: disc; padding-left: 20px; margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIntegrated Tool Storage Bridge:\u003c\/strong\u003e Features a permanent, built-in glass loop storage holder, keeping your clean or sticky dab tool safe and accessible between drops.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSlitted Disc Phallus Perc:\u003c\/strong\u003e Internal base filtration grid houses a detailed novelty glass phallus topper, washing heavy vapor into dense bubble grids.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVortex Airflow Optimization:\u003c\/strong\u003e The included matching vortex carb cap forces deep cyclonic airflow inside the bucket to spin terp pearls automatically.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDual Terp Pearl Assembly:\u003c\/strong\u003e Two heat-retentive quartz pearls actively roll over oil pools, increasing surface area distribution for efficient low-temp dabbing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium Quartz Banger Kit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Arrives complete with a thick-walled, 90-degree 14mm male banger bucket to hold core thermal temperatures steady.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n  \u003ch2 style=\"font-size: 22px; font-weight: 600; letter-spacing: -0.02em; margin-bottom: 15px; color: #000000;\"\u003eSpecifications \u0026amp; Layout Framework\u003c\/h2\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"background-color: #f6f6f6; border-radius: 8px; padding: 20px; margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: none; padding: 0; margin: 0;\"\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial Component:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium Heavy-Wall Thermal Borosilicate Glass\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStructural Class:\u003c\/strong\u003e Novelty Concentrate Rig with Built-In Tool Recess\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTotal Hardware Height:\u003c\/strong\u003e 8.25 Inches Tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePercolation Array:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1x Fixed Base Slitted Disc Percolator with Phallus Figurine\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoint Fitting Class:\u003c\/strong\u003e 90-Degree 14mm Female Rig Joint (Fits included 14mm Male Banger)\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFull Kit Contents:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1x Phallus Dab Rig, 1x 14mm Quartz Banger, 1x Vortex Carb Cap, 1x Glass Dab Tool, 2x Terp Pearls\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 8px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAffiliate System Structure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Supports a highly competitive 10% affiliate commission layout\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 0; color: #d93838; font-weight: bold;\"\u003e**ARIZER SOLO 3 IN STOCK \/ ROOR PRODUCTS EXCLUSIVELY NOT INCLUDED**\u003c\/li\u003e\n    \u003c\/ul\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\n  \u003cdiv style=\"display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; gap: 20px; margin-bottom: 30px;\"\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; min-width: 280px;\"\u003e\n      \u003ch3 style=\"font-size: 18px; font-weight: 600; margin-bottom: 12px; color: #000000;\"\u003ePros \u0026amp; Performance Advantages\u003c\/h3\u003e\n      \u003cul style=\"list-style-type: square; padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eBuilt-in tool holder layout completely eliminates sticky tabletops and secures delicate glass components.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eVortex cap dynamics and terp beads eliminate oil pooling, ensuring thorough, full-flavor vaporization.\u003c\/li\u003e\n        \u003cli style=\"margin-bottom: 6px;\"\u003eHeavy borosilicate base provides solid, reliable balance when adding or removing heavy electronic bangers or enails.\u003c\/li\u003e\n      \u003c\/ul\u003e\n    \u003c\/div\u003e\n    \u003cdiv style=\"flex: 1; 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